No red heads? No green eyes? No blonds? Damn. Nobody wants that.
Not necessarily. Cages are modified for bigger simians to "squeeze" so the animal can be held still for injections/treatments/sample collections. Mean, aggressive animals tend to be culled, but "tame" is a stretch.
Yep. If the dude swam/ran by himself, and was declared the winner, he'd look a fool, for sure. Let 'em line up at the gate and just sit after the gun.