DEFINITELY A VOLCANO AND NOT A RUSSIAN 100 MEGATON NUCLEAR TORPEDO DEMONSTRATION
a massive supersonic shockwave that travels around the globe TWICE is perfectly normal for a garden variety volcanic eruption, and not at all the unmistakable signature of a 100 megaton nuke. gov't radiation monitoring websites all going offline "for maintenance" right afterward is purely a coincidence and not at all suspicious. and i have some land in FL for sale that is definitely NOT a swamp.