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Well, you either believe patriots are in control, or everything that's happening is a tailspin of cataclysmic proportions. As for this anon; super comfy.
>They are the only ones in recorded history to skip death.
So you could very comfortably say they "Conquered Death", right?
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Better safe than sorry; that's for certain.