Kek because it is. Consider it from this perspective.
>#1. We the People have the Right to complete free speech when on the Internet.
CIA shills cannot be stifled.
>#2. We have the right and shall be guaranteed absolute privacy when online. There shall be no unauthorized monitoring, recording, or storing of our data at any time.
CIA shills cannot be tracked.
>#3. We shall be given access to the most up to date and powerful technology available to us, with all provisions & efforts made by our elected officials to ensure that our Internet quality is always reflective of its importance to our Republic.
The "newest" and "most powerful" equipment is often the most infected with CIA malware.
>#4. We have the Right to NOT have our Internet throttled, prioritized, or restricted in any way.
You're not allowed to stop the CIA shills from DDOSing you.
>#5. We have the Right to select and appoint a new special council to oversee these Rights, and a report on the State of The American Internet shall be submitted to POTUS by January 15th of each year.
That's right, lets create a new independent governing body so the cabal has something else it can use to hide behind.