Did Xi ask Putin not to steal China's Olympic thunder by invading Ukraine?

I can clearly hear the conversation between the two dictators presidents.

Xi: "Vlad, promise me you won't invade the Ukraine during our Winter Olympics!"

Putin: "I will if you promise not to attack Taiwan while we are invading Ukraine."

Xi: "Agreed, if you don't annex Estonia while we are absorbing Mongolia."

Putin: "What?! I was going to ask you not to take Nepal while we were absorbing Mongolia!"

Xi: "Vlad, let's relax and have a couple of baijius. We can work this out."

Putin: "Nyet, nyet…but make it a couple of vodkas, and you've got a deal."

https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2022/01/did_xi_ask_putin_not_to_steal_chinas_olympic_thunder_by_invading_ukraine.html