Out of pure laziness and fear of missing something important here, I've neglected to attempt making real food. Instead, I've eaten an entire box of fiber one brownies. There should be a warning on the box about the gastric disturbance they cause. I've never passed so much gas in my fucking entire life! It feels like I'm breathing in through my mouth and out through my ass! You fuckers keep making me laugh and it only intensifies the process! STOPPIT damnit! My asshole is being destroyed!