I fucking double dog dare the Potato in Chief to read his holocaust statement from begining to end, in one attempt. He didn't write it and he damn sure can't speak it…
Finally home from the salt mines. Today the office copier was pissing me off so much I raised my face to the ceiling and said "THERE'S NO WAY WE WENT TO THE MOON"!!! Followed shortly by "maybe the earth is flat" under my breath. I thought the guy in the office next door was going to choke on his lunch, he was laughing so hard…
Im sure at least one of these words is on my list…but Ima let you slide nonanon, because you make me laugh…