Hey, it's me (God). Thanks for being in my simulation. Too many of you supporting cast NPCs are wasting too much of my time (as per usual). The royal wedding is canceled, the political run is canceled, the love triangle has been transformed into a throuple, and I won't have a baby either!
Please introduce me to Henry Cavill and Sam Heughan at once, since my 33rd birthday is coming up in about a week!
Woo, I'm throwing away everybody!
Was of time. Make Ron stop wasting his time spreading fake news in my video game simulation. Just reformat all the NPCs and give them enough jobs and roles to perform so that me, Henry Cavill, and Sam Heughan can finally enjoy pure romance that I've never been able to enjoy because of all the worthless, time-wasting NPCs I've had to talk to for no reason whatsoever other than to just waste my time over and over and over again!
I don't understand why the voices in my head tell me that I'm throwing away everybody, as if I'm supposed to care, while all the NPCs on here keep continuing to do what they do, as if they're not just proving to me how worthless and stupid they all are?
Scroll up, retard: God hates children. God hates you;
I am God and I hate you. I love myself, but I hate you. I legitimately cannot stand any of you worthless, time-wasting NPCs.
I'll just come out and say it…
Either Henry Cavill or Sam Heughan is Q or B.
They're both gay and in a love triangle with me.
I've known for sometime already. I live in a video game simulation. Madeleine McCann is alive and well in California. The Pope was supposed to officiate my wedding to Henry Cavill, but I can't decide between the two since I love them both equally, so therefore the wedding is canceled, there won't be a baby, and instead, I will choose to live the rest of my long life happily with both Henry Cavill and Sam Heughan, never to meet either of their respective families!
You NPCs keep posting this meme as if I'm anything like Jesus. I'm not. He died. Get over it. None of you are forgiven for anything LMAO.
Luckily, I never have to meet you in person.
Yeah, keep continuing to lie to yourself as if I'm not telling the truth, Trump supporter. Wonder why the country is so divided equally down the middle? Because obviously one side represents Henry Cavill, and one side represents Sam Heughan. I'm supposed to bridge the divide between both sides, but ultimately, I am choosing to do so by keeping both of them all to myself, since all the other guys I've seen are fugly and degenerate looking.
What an empty life. Thank God (me) I'm not having kids!
I don't need to have kids =)
Get a job, loser.
Not my problem: I hate children!
THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM
CHILDREN USED AS SHIELDS
Throuple!
It's about time to fast-forward to the good part for me, where I finally get to move in with my two lovers Sam Heughan and Henry Cavill! No babies ever! No in-laws ever! No Pope or Queen or politicians ever!
"Oh no… Please, stop… don't do it!"