The 5 Stages of Pizzagate:

1. Denial - Pizzagate is a Conspiracy Theory.

2. Bargaining - If Pizzagate is real, then it's Trump's fault.

3. Anger - What? This shit is real? And Trump didn't do it?

4. Depression - Now comes the pain.

5. Acceptance - Tribunals. Heads roll. Darkness thrown into the light.

We seem to be at stage 2.