How about the Human Crayon that decided to tickle his ballzak on the tires of a FedEx Semi as the semi driver pulled away in fear from an angry mob of communists?
https://www.timesfreepress.com/news/breakingnews/story/2022/jan/29/47-inmates-positive-covid-19-georgia-jail-sheriff-says/562434/
47 inmates positive for COVID-19 in Georgia jail, sheriff says