Reminds me of how boss manages people.
Actually, none of that is in the scriptures. You've been watching "A Thief In The Night", haven't you? Just remember, when they put your head in the guillotine, don't change your mind at the last second. You will have "died in vain", and you still go to hell and burn for all eternity and such.
Well, it's true! The Evangelical take on God is a really mean asshole. He don't put up with no cussin, no fussin, and no mussin. Remember that time you forgot to take that library book back? Your ass is going to go to hell and die if you don't ask Jesus to forgive you for doing that. I know it to be true because Lil KC told me on the TV. But I did send a check, so any day now, the good Lord is going to bless me 10; it says so in the Bible somewhere.