Domino event.
Perhaps it escaped ritual slaughter.
Some thought about this chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? AF reactions to this event…
Air Training Command – the purpose is to familiarize the chicken with road-crossing procedures. Road crossing should be performed only between the hours of sunrise and sunset. Solo chickens must have at least three miles of visibility and a safety observer.
Special Ops – the chicken crossed at a 90-degree angle to avoid prolonged exposure to a line of communication. To achieve maximum surprise the chicken should have performed this maneuver at night using night vision goggles, preferably near a bend in a valley.
Command Post – what chicken.
Tower – The chicken was instructed to hold short of the road. This road incursion incident was reported in a Hazardous Chicken Road-Crossing Report (HCRCR). Please re-emphasize that chickens are required to read back all hold short instructions.
C-130 crew – Just put it in the back and let’s go.
KC-10 crew – I ordered a turkey and ham sandwich, NOT chicken. Besides, where the heck are my condiments? We’re not taking off ‘til I get my condiments.
AF Personnel Center – Due to the needs of the AF, the chicken was involuntarily reassigned to the other side of the road. This will be a three-year controlled tour and we promise to give the chicken a good-deal assignment afterwards. Every chicken will be required to do one road-crossing during its career, and this will not affect its opportunities for future promotion.
links to Q1893 and 1894
Is he a domino as in a game piece or is it related to the domino masks too. Perhaps they wear them in their sick ritual stuff.
Dunno if I'm tired or if the kun is affecting me but I read that as - tending to my cocks. kek
Muster master is an officer or official charged with keeping a muster roll (list of names) or arranging a muster. As in mustering the troops.