Imagine the scene of just one of these heavy-hauler haulers running the gauntlet and then trying to maneuver into position to hook-up, a tough and time-consuming job even on the wide-open Trans-Canadian Highway. How many of its tires will be slashed and deflated before it even gets close, thereby needing ITS OWN tow-truck retrieval?
Nope. The only way is the Military, and anons know better than to count on them showing up anytime soon.