Now he stumped for them to all MAGA, "Vote for my frens," he cried

"If I hadn't campaigned for you, you might have died"

Now he stroked their pretty skin again and then kissed and held them tight

But instead of saying thanks, the snakes gave him a vicious bite

"Endorse me, oh, Donald Trump

Endorse me, for heaven's sakes

Endorse me, Donald Trump" sighed the snakes

"I saved you," cried Donald Trump

"And you've bitten me, even why?

And you know your bite is poisonous and now I'm gonna die"

"Oh, shut up, silly Trump," said that reptiles with a grin

Now you knew darn well we were snakes before you brought us in

>>15559109

>they call freedom protesters "far right extremists" and freedom truckers "occupiers and terrorists"

And they [WaPo] call terrorists "austere scholars"

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-50205592

Don't fuck with truck drivers.

I remember this one time in Frisco some ancient Chinese death cult was causing big trouble. Things were going good for the Chinese, they had super god like powers and shit. But then they fucked up by messing with this truck driver. He brought an end to their thousand year death cult in a night. When asked how he did it, he said, "it's all in the reflexes."

Long story short, don't fuck with truck drivers. Especially if you're a thousand year old death cult.