Michelle vs. Michael
I know there's a contingent that believes Michelle is a man based on was appears to be a willy under those dresses. I dislike Michelle but I'm going to defend her on this, by giving you "guys" info you prob don't know.
First off, it appears Michelle goes commando in lots of her dresses, this reduces panty lines.
Secondly, depending on the fabric, light weights and especially silk, onrey twisty pubes will grab on to the fabric and cling like nobody's business.
Thirdly, If you shave those suckers off, Venus Mtn. gets as itchy as chicken pox when they start to grow back.
Fourthly, if that little "U" shaped dingle was actually man junk, it is too high. That little "U" shape seen in some of her dresses is exactly where Venus Mtn grabs at dresses when it's got razor stubble on it's mountain peaks.
You remember that series of her in the Yellow Pantsuit in India the first time. When she was sawing the pant legs back and forth across her who-ha? then she went in for the grab and scratch, yeah, if you are a woman who's ever gone Brazillian, you instantly knew what that maneuver was.
So with that, I've talked about Michelle's clam long enough and being a visual person, I'm going to regret it all day.