Anonymous ID: 801375 Feb. 7, 2022, 6:49 p.m. No.15573332   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun   >>3343 >>3359 >>3410 >>3444

Babylon Bee: Trudeau Orders All Geese Rounded Up And Shot For Honking In Solidarity With Truckers

 

OTTAWAโ€”Prime Minister Justin Trudeau signed an executive order on Friday authorizing the Canadian Mounted Police to have all geese rounded up and shot for honking in solidarity with truckers. The "freedom convoy" of truckers has been a thorn in the tyrannical Canadian government's side since January 29th, but Trudeau and his cabinet are confident that annihilating avian support will demoralize the truckers and send them packing.

 

Mounties began chasing geese on Saturday, following them around with burlap sacks and wacky oversized nets. Captured geese are being blindfolded, lined up, and shotโ€”sometimes in mid-honk.

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/trudeau-orders-all-geese-rounded-up-and-shot-for-honking-in-solidarity-with-truckers