Take the juice from one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit.

Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V — Oh, that Santraginean seawater! Oh, those Santraginean fish!

Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).

Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.

Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle, sweet and mystic.

Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.

Sprinkle Zamphuor.

Add an olive.

Drink… but… very carefully…

The North-American Fallacious Tribute**

[3]

Take 1/2 oz. juice from one bottle of Ole Smokey Tennessee Moonshine.

Allow 1/2 oz. of Arcturan Bombay Gin to melt into the mixture.

Over the back of a silver spoon pour 1/2 oz. of Creme de Menthe, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle, sweet and mystic.

Pour into it one measure of tonic water from the seas of Schweppers — Oh, that Schweppers seawater! Oh, those Schwepperian fish!

Add an olive. (and 1/4 tsp. of olive brine)

Allow four small cubes of dry ice to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.

Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.( This is a chili pepper that has been steeping in vodka for a duration no shorter than time required for a Vogon to recite all 173 verses of the poem "O You, Who Rake the Back Hairs. Silently". Also add 3/4 tsp of marinated vodka)

Sprinkle Zamphuor (Blue Gatorade Powder (this may be done from the start if one is coherent enough)).

Drink… but… very carefully…***

** All of these ingredients have been recently rarefied due to the destruction of the boring planet Earth.

*** This has been severely handicapped due to human weakness. Double the alcohol for the true recipe.

The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is an alcoholic beverage invented by ex-President of the Universe Zaphod Beeblebrox, considered by the Guide to be the "Best Drink in Existence"[1]. Its effects are similar to "having your brains smashed in by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick".

After two of those babies, the dullest, most by-the-book Vogon will be up on the bar in stilettos, yodeling mountain shanties and swearing he's the king of the Gray Binding Fiefdoms of Saxaquine

On the drink's effects

(You)

o7

From last bread

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>>1557942

Try the cafe by the test site dangle

I like the biscuits and gravy at mcdonalds

invented by ex-President of the Universe Zaphod Beeblebrox, Clue

Book

Interstellar jokes aside

Send cash

>>1558014

>>1558035

Ugh spambot

That iTunes contract seems spurious and unenforceable

All I know is keva juice

>>1558115

The old macaroni on the hill fell through then the chinesseb took over than that spire was built

>>1558126

They call it a brewery

>>1558146

That sw museum ask khera mah ol boss

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>>1558152

Don't hate the player hate the game I II

Import some Jalisco indica

True

Contra aphrodisiac

LPT

>>1558242

Tony? Just a lid

Calm ought to be a super power

Nothing burger

This.means.pasta

Punching bags before peanuts dulce

>>1558345

Spambot

Cluesociety

There is something about admiring an oppressor it's described as Stockholm

Send cash

TITs orgtfo

Seriously

>>1558389

Homo

The I hope I'm not enabling some shit storm, some one might blame me for their feelings or something

THink cousin pickle