Suburban Moms. Dad's. Grandparents. Grab your Gerry cans in the shiny new garage, strap it to your car roof. Honk if you wish.
Every fucking car on the road should have a ferry can strapped to the roof.
Wooden spoons & 100,000 Jerry cans/ drumsticks will certainly make a racket.
Meanwhile strap your Jerry cans to the car, van, crossover.
Every car on the road should have one. Double masked & gloved in a BMW that's out of blinker fluid ,not included.
Zero pity for any business that goes bankrupt complying until the for sale sign is up. Let them eat Chinese electronics.
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