I LIKE HOW DONALD TRUMP PROMISED TO DRAIN THE SWAMP, BUT THE SWAMP ACTUALLY RIGGED THE ELECTION AGAINST HIM INSTEAD. THEY WERE LIKE, LOL LOOK AT THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE PROMISING THINGS HE CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DELIVER. WE'LL SHOW HIS ASS, PLUS PUNISH HIS SUPPORTERS FOR EVER THINKING THEY COULD THREATEN US!

Thanks Donald!

The world is SO much better since you won in 2016.

Thank you for "Making America Great Again"!

Things are just fucking fantastic!