Isn't drug paraphernalia illegal? Im pretty sure the DOJ considers drug paraphernalia illegal…
https://www.justice.gov/archive/ndic/pubs6/6445/index.htm#:~:text=Department%20of%20Justice.-,What%20are%20drug%20paraphernalia%3F,and%20various%20types%20of%20pipes.
Think we should scream discrimination against weed smokers? I could use a new pipe too…
Fuck that, they ain't handing out no Bics, it'll be those crap ass thumb busters for sure, kek…
Funny crack pipe story…
Once upon a time a middle aged crack whore gets admitted to the hospital, but she doesn't want them to find her crack or her pipe. Little does she know 4 eyes are about to inspect every crevice…she chucks it across the room, the crack pipe breaks and security put it all in the safe to give back when she gets discharged…
Security only found half of the pipe, I found the other half two days later under the crash cart. I threw it in the sharps bin.
Funny pill story…
Once upon a time there was a visitor who didnt want security to find her pills so she stuffed them under her breast. Gigantic flabby breasts. But she didnt have them in plastic, they were just sitting against her skin…when she collapsed in the hallway, pills went flying like a busted bag of skittles…good times…
Here's a crumb for the pillheads…
Because they arent dying fast enough???
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/02/10/health/cdc-opioid-pain-guidelines.html
20 yrs neuro RN…
Funny WW2 vet story…
Once upon a time there was an elderly vet who lay dying…he told me he had to confess something before he died. I asked him if he wanted a clergy but he said no, what he had to say was not spiritual…He proceeded to tell me stories of his ship, he was Navy. They were testing nuclear bombs before Nagasaki, volunteers were told to stay on deck while everyone else went below, those volunteers were scraped off the deck and dropped overboard. Those swabbing the deck were told to never ever breathe a word or everyone in their families would be killed. He felt he had to tell someone and that someone was me…
OK not a funny story at all…
I've learned a lot over the last 20+ years…that was the day I learned my government was evil…