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Anuse
A replacement word for the word "anus" except with a mild touch of ghay.
"My anuse is so hexagonal"
"Wooot?"
"Yus"
by Bigflopper April 17, 2010
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Anusitis
An intense puckering of the anus, creating soreness and pain. Typical cause is from sitting on a bicycle seat too long.
After the bike ride I was suffering from an acute case of anusitis, making it hard for me to sit.
by burfus man July 16, 2021
Anusitis
An intense puckering of the anus, creating soreness and pain. Typical cause is from sitting on a bicycle seat too long.
After the bike ride I was suffering from an acute case of anusitis, making it hard for me to sit.
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extreme fluctuating anuses
A term used to describe the opening and closing motion of the rectal opening at a rapid or aggressive rate. Something you yell at a friend, relative or stranger to express excitement or to indicate your personal level of fun. Also known as a 7-11-6.
"EXTREME FLUCTUATING ANUSES"
by csko15 March 20, 2015
French kisser of anuses
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anusness
The state of being an anus.
That man suffers from anusness.
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Anus to Anus
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A sex act where-in 2 people use a double-headed dildo to make their anus's kiss. 2. Pushing a dildo that is in two persons anus's so deep that both of their anus's come in contact with each other. 3. Anus kissing.
You, me and a double-headed dildo going at it Anus to Anus.
by the2ndflood September 21, 2007
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anus
A.N.U.S.- The American Nihilist Underground Society… This's true)And you can visit their site:)
(I)-Let's visit www.anus.com:)))
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by icerty March 30, 2006
Social Media Finalized The Death Of The Internet
June 2, 2017
A few years ago a working farm opened up near me. These are farms that are open to the public, but show you how that exotic class of human beings known as "farmers" actually make food and survive without Amazon Prime™ accounts.
The farm came about because a farmer allowed school groups to witness the slaughter, breeding and care of animals. Then they wanted to see how the potatoes were planted. Now tours of the fields were added, including a visit to the manure pile, where tourists could genuflect and debase themselves in order to assert humility, which always pleases the crowd.
Soon the tours became more valuable than the farm output.
They came from the cities doctors, plumbers, lawyers, carpenters, architects looking for a way to school their children in a way of life that had passed into history, hoping to bestow "authenticity" to a life defined by conformity, products, political correctness and public relations. They wanted an escape from the transactional life of the city, and an insight instead into what life is like when results in reality matter more than what other people think.
In this way, the needs of the herd overwhelmed the realistic nature of original human behavior. The farm became a stage, and soon a gift shop appeared, and then there were videos and public image adjustments. Reality was forgotten and replaced by the human, as happens with every homo sapiens endeavor when it is about to fail.
Humans love posturing and pretending. For them, to act like a farmer is to be the real thing because that is what people in their social group react to. They have no concern for being accurate, only for having other people nod and acknowledge them as having achieved another milestone on the path to greatness.
Social media is the same thing. No one can tell you are a dog on the internet; via social media, however, you can be whatever you want. Ignore that failed marriage, day job in a cubicle, and personal ineptitude. On the social media internet, you are whatever you can project.
Starting in 2007, the internet permanently shifted to the mobile device consumer audience, which means that it plunged far below the 120 IQ point minimum required by the old internet. Before Eternal September, the internet was limited to those who had demonstrated competence. After that, the herd began coming in.
With the rise of Google and Facebook, the herd dominated the internet. This merely showed to us the need for hierarchy and aristocracy: if left up to the Crowd, every human venture degenerates to the lowest common denominator, and whatever makes it exceptional is lost.
Social media is democracy with no standards: whatever herd shows up, and whatever majority emerges from the midst of it, takes the day. It is the equivalent of the audience for a circus or tent revival deciding our future, and in the case of social media, they choose our path by excluding anything that is not popular.
Following that pattern, social media selects lies over truth. It prefers what most people want to believe is true over what is real according to the best minds we have. It is the triumph of the herd in denying reality so that each member of the herd may pretend to be a king, hero, genius, artist or inventor.
Love and Nihilism: A Parallelism Primer
As social animals, we get our information from others. This includes morality, or a group behavior code based on a sense of value and purpose inherent to humanity.
In contrast, nihilism denies value and purpose and in turn, denies any special role to humanity. Like emotions, value and purpose are human judgments which do not exist in the outside world.
By denying value and purpose, nihilism forces us see physical reality as a mechanical process in which our part is small. When we are walking in winter, falling snow appears to be coming toward us, but in reality we are moving forward as it falls.
Where morality deals with how things appear to us, nihilism addresses reality as a design and encourages us to learn how to adapt to it. Morality is withdrawl from natural selection; nihilism embraces it, and describes the world as a complex machine.
I. NIHILISM
We frequently talk about "human nature." It's more sensible to talk about the challenges facing any animal with higher intelligence. Any smart animal will face the same challenges using roughly the same methods.
While having a big brain is an asset, it is also a liability, in that if a big brain has to re-analyze its surroundings, it will move very slowly. Instead, big brained animals analyze once, create a mental "map" of their world, and update as needed.
In theory, we update our maps when new data comes about. But if this data is incorrect, our knowledge of the world gets corrupted. We act expecting certain outcomes and are stunned when things do not go as planned.
What corrupts our minds is when we reverse the causal process of understanding. Instead of looking to the world, making conclusions and updating our maps, we update our maps based on what we wish were happening – or what others tell us.
If we withdraw into our own maps, and change those instead of reality, we can no longer predict reality. This is a problem because we are responsible for our fate. If we screw it up, no one else is going to bail us out.
CORRUPTION
Values and purpose are human inventions designed to be shared between us. Like language, values and purpose only work if we all know and agree on what they mean. They are easily manipulated by changing meaning without changing the symbol for it.
The world around us is consistent and non-judgmental. It functions and leaves thinking to us. If we do not make sense of it, the response will be bad. If we adapt to it, the response will be good.
Individuals using goodwill as a cover story have re-defined our values and purpose. They do this to benefit themselves, but as a result, corrupt the realistic outlook of society around them. This process takes centuries to fully show itself.
We cannot see evidence of our corruption in a single fact, but can measure it from multiple points of view and find what they have in common, like we triangulate to find radio signals. Our measurements are:
Ecocide. Our inability to constrain our numbers and our desires has resulted in human expansion which eliminates natural habitats, and both pollutes the environment and takes resources from it beyond what it can replenish.
Boredom. Society and jobs cater to the lowest common denominator, and so lapse into a utilitarian modernism that produces ugly architecture, mind-numbingly micromanaged tasks, disorder and dysfunction.
Selfishness. A culture based on individual desires makes it easy to manipulate one another, but produces no great art, and leaves us with commerce and political dogma that constrain not liberate us.
Neurosis. Value and purpose, when used to convince others that we are altruistic, good people, create a social reality that steadily drifts farther from the many factors of reality into a single, social or commercial factor. Our minds split between social reality and physical reality.
Depression. We compensate for a failing civilization through surrogate activities. These are ineffectual symbolic acts that we do not expect to make change, but they "uplift" us for a few moments so we feel better about ourselves.
2400 years ago Socrates recognized that individuals prefer how things appear or can be made to appear to their intelligible form, which requires knowledge of their context and consequences. Appearance is tangible and public.
Civilizations have a life cycle from birth to death. Each stage in this cycle has a distinct philosophy and psychology which corresponds to the type of government people in that time believes is best. These united patterns are "designs."
From the day a civilization is founded, it drifts farther from reality and further into the world of appearance. People manipulate each other to get ahead, and the side effect is a corrupted image of reality.
People use wishful thinking to manipulate each other. Wishful thinking pretends that humans are omniscient and not part of nature. It avoids all mention of death, conflict, unequal abilities or eventually, reality itself.
Nihilism can restart the life cycle by removing wishful thinking. Seeing reality more accurately changes our assumptions, and from that like a row of falling dominoes our institutions and values change to be more realistic.
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anus
From whence a turd is born.
You have an unusually small anus.
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The ring shaped area, located between the two buttock cheeks at the lower rear end of the torso.
Can be used in abusive content to describe someone as an anoying individual to try to undermine and make them severely insecure.
Ring, bum hole, homo-entry hole
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I have a slightly ruptured anus
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George, you are a total Anus head
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My anus seems to be leeking gravy
by Nigel Peterson November 07, 2007
FRENCH CANADIAN WITH TWO ANUS
Anus breath
A man has been eating nothing but farts 4 days in row
You've got a anus breath
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Heinous Anus
The sensation that one's sphincter is actually aflame, usually occurring after eating bad tex-mex, taking a really nasty shit, or pulling the Steve-O Bottle Rocket stunt from JACKASS NUMBER TWO…
GUY1: Dude, why did I have to go to Chipotle on my lunch break? Now I've got to sit through this board meeting with my heinous anus! My Asshole must look like a cigarette burn on the Sunday morning comics!
by Mjolnir12982 April 18, 2010
Cactus in Anus
Casually inserting a fully grown cactus up your anus.
"Look! Did Kate just shove that huge cactus up her anus?!"
"Yeah that's a Cactus in anus all right !"
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theater anus
A man who is an anus at the theater.
Good thing I killed him. For all we know, he could have been the dreaded Theater Anus.
by TurtleGamer1993 June 20, 2015
Your Anus
Your Anus is the seventh planet from the sun and the third largest in the solar system.
"Whoa Amanda I can see your anus!"
by AAaaalRightythen March 07, 2008
anus juice
the juice that comes out of your butthole when you have a chipotle burrito and your about to diarrhea
"oh fuck my pants are wet its probably my anus juice again…"
by mrtinkles123 January 25, 2019
Anus Renter
One who rents Anus
through lack of financing or inability to commit to a purchase. the anus is rented
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Don't be an anus renter, stop hogging all the chips
Hey anus renter, I'm banging your mom!!!
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toasty anus
That feeling when you have explosive burning diarrhea that lingers long after said explosive diarrhea has vacated your bowels.
I had terrible diarrhea earlier, that left me with a toasty anus.
by itsurbandictionarywhocares April 22, 2015
> when you have explosive burning diarrhea that lingers long after said explosive diarrhea
Anus Volcanus
When your anus burns from an excruciatingly painful turd.
Oh man, I ate so much taco bell last night that I had an anus volcanus for three hours after the poop deposit.
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painus in the anus
A shitty yet still constantly used phrase developed by audio wizards who use sfm to make funny videos where random things happen and people either die or something really stupid happens. The character who utters painus in the anus is preferably soldier but if enough effort is put into it the other characters of the game tf2 can be made to say it in the Source Film Maker program on steam.
" I have a Painus in the Anus" - Red Soldier
by Not ya BOI December 08, 2017
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