It's called a beard, guy. They pay wammanz to pretend to gf.
side note but important - re the notable on a 'dasting convo (>>15630819, posts here: >>15629779, >>15629999 )
ok, so, say something Flash-like just happened. It didn't feel normal. Cleared up a lot of stuff in the front of the car, if you know what I mean. What now?