Hey you, Aussies!?
Bum rush the poor bastards manning the LRADs and turn them around to face parliament buildings!
Zuck: "Our stonks are taking, our pedos arrested and kids aren't using our P2P pedo honeypots as much! Whatever should we do?!"
Lieutenant: I know, let's do end-to-end encryption! That way the normies will feel safe and the cops can't see what we're really doing.
Das raysis!
I hear "Our Greatest Ally™" has firsthand knowledge and may be willing to help.
I'm sure it was just a "glitch".
The magical logistics of cremating more bodies than the furnaces can handle.
Were those "independent fact-checkers" Russian?
Did a double-take on that first picrel.
For a second there, I thought it was a fat Skeletor.