Outstanding. No doubt who would win that one, no matter how it was contested.
Anon has dealt with plenty of dumbasses in his day, but these take the cake. No job, no promised perks, no nothing even comes remotely close to the shame and disgrace these fuckers will bear for the rest of their days. Do an Amish on them and shun them. Nobody sell to them. Nobody give them fire, water or food. Turn your backs on them as long as they live.