URGENT MESSAGE FROM THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT: An offer is being made, one last time.
Here are the terms and conditions:
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Apologize [say you’re sorry] to us for following “Q” even after we told you not to.
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Apologize [say you’re sorry] to us for ‘knowingly’ spreading lies and baseless conspiracy theories about the United States government.
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Apologize [say you’re sorry] to us for casting doubt upon the 2020 presidential election and US elections at large.
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Apologize [say you’re sorry] to us for participating in the insurrection at the US Capitol on January 6th.
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Permanently delete each and every “Q”-related meme, social media post, text, email or other relevant electronic communication in your possession [this means from multiple devices, where applicable].
IMPORTANT: Once you’ve met all the criteria above, it is your responsibility to reply to this post with the following declaration:
>“I now realize it was wrong of me to follow Q. Please forgive me for the pain I have caused the United States government, my family, and my fellow Americans. I will never betray my country and it’s citizens again. The US constitution is the law of the land, and my behavior moving forward will reflect that of a law-abiding citizen who understands that Joe Biden is my duly elected President.”
If you complete ALL of steps listed above, President Biden and VP Harris will consider sentencing you to a shorter term in federal prison when the US Military court martials you. There are no guarantees that your sentence will be shorter. This agreement simply means that they will think about it.
Once this thread reaches 751 posts, our offer will be rescinded and you will be at the mercy of the Uniform Code of Military Justice.