I take it you think Jim is a POS as well, huh?
Babyfist is his BFF.
My best guess is they knew the demand would be sky high so they wanted a staged roll out.
Apple is smaller than Android so it makes sense to go with them first.
I would have thought desktop first, but maybe they want to iron out the fonefag kinks asap.
If given the board by the site owner that hangs out with the person that compd Q's private board but still expect to have credibility, you may be a /Comms/ flunky.