Henry:

[pulling out Klinger's file] Here we go. Father dying, right?

Klinger:

Yes, Sir.

Henry:

Mother dying and older sister pregnant. Older sister dying and mother pregnant. Younger sister pregnant and older sister dying. Here's an oldie but a goodie: half of the family dying, other half pregnant. [puts file down] Klinger, aren't you ashamed of yourself?

Klinger:

Yes sir. I don't deserve to be in the Army.