This particular getsmiss makes anon sad.
Can't call dibs
Independence has truncated power.
Maybe a soft disclosure that what (you) initially believed was wrong. If [they] do this 20x in a row with 'front page' stories, this could be the final alrm clock for the normals.
Morbid, but anon had to get there with logic; perhaps landed on a car? And maybe if that habbened the death also had to be classified as an auto accident for insurance reasons.