If there was any more kayfabe going on around here, Vince McMahon would be getting a cut.
Now that he's out of the rock & roll business and in the wrasslin' business, he prefers that you call him Mr William Patrick Corgan.
Say what you want about the bald fuck, but he's the only booker in wrasslin' right now who actually keeps kayfabe on his shows instead of breaking the fourth wall continuously.
Dubs confirm
Scary stuff. Good thing we have guns.