"How fucked are we?"
"Crunchy peanut butter with metal shavings level"
"Are you sure?"
"Smeared on telephone poles crunchy peanut butter with metal shavings fucked"
"What CAN we do?"
"I put in my retirement papers an hour ago"
"What units can we move?"
"ANy you want, just on foot, everything else is old and broken"
"Don't we have any new equipment?"
"On the drawing boards"
"Do we have anything to fight with?"
"Nicely painted rocks at all the bases"
He is multi-tasking. NATO getting mooned because they can't do much of anything. Winter means EU still wants the gas from the pipelines, so he's fucking Germany twice. Germany has shit for armor units anymore and then put a stop to Nordstream 2. Not much of an air force these days, money got shunted to social programs and big sums sent to Greece and other countries because EU has been using Germany as an atm machine for years now for bail-outs.
Russia has been blamed for so much dirty shit the dems have pulled, and now payback time. Those fucks have to sit and stew wondering when the dirty dealings in Ukraine come out and knowing their talk is just hot air, there are not enough forces around capable of taking on Russia
When the supply of Guatemalans runs out
He's still scraping the egg off his face and wondering just how close his house is to the submarines Kittery Shipyard and the Bangor Air Force base where the tankers fly.
Hidin' Biden in the Basement again
The vote was up to make the Draft genderless, but that got canned so just self-identify as female and they can't draft you
Sylvester Stallone dodged the draft by going to coach girl's soccer in Sweden
Brandon is hiding in a bunker basement, Hunter is getting as stoned as possible. Nanzi is trying to get a glorious speech written so she can huff and puff and threaten to sanction a super power that's blown her off for decades but look like she has any influence on Russia. Mittens is trying to come up with a deal to keep his son's financial dealings that tie to him a secret, might even be on the phone with the Russian Embassy in New York now. Schumer is looking to be Speaker when Nanzi clots out or drinks herself to death.
Looks like Jeb Bush huffed a can of Fix-a-Flat while partying with Hunter