Top Secret footage of Putin going full Spetsnaz in Ukraine while Elon Musk streams Body Snatcher via Starlink Satellitesโฆ
Join Us on the U.S.S. COMFY AF for a FANTASTIC VOYAGE!
Mark Zuckerberg will be the first arrest and he will buckle quicker than a prom queen's kneesโฆ
OPERATION BEIRGARTEN TOMORROW
Infiltration of the Type You would Have Formerly Scoffed At ..
The Spice will flow much faster without image fuckery. Pure information flow y'all.
Executive Summary of Biden's SOTU Address:
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It all Depends on Youโฆ. Whether I shit muh pants.
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HONK!
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Needs to be a YouTube Downvote StormโฆASAP 10-MIKES OUT!
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D-5 AVALANCHE THEY KNOW WHAT'S COMINGโฆ. THE[Y] DID IT.