Joey "Mouthamarbles" Biden
Look at those blue and yellow outfits.
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He looks like he's staring into the sun.
Fuck these people waving another country's flag at our SOTU.
Cornpop story INCOMING
SOTU
State of the Ukraine
Bejing Biden
Oh look, he has a sticker. It says "Paid In China."
If he mentions "Americans sitting around their dinner tables" then you have to take a shot.
Old lady with purple hair. You're not fooling anyone.
Jojo was a bad man.
"We almost lost him sir. Give him the juice."
"One third of all of the inflation was because of automobile sales."
Suureee.
This can of corn is $1.50! Fuck TOYOTA!
How do you lower costs? Reduce the highest expenseโฆ wages. whoops.
No, it means they need a fucking treadmill and affordable healthy food.
"Just cut the cost of child care!"
Why didn't parents think of that?
"Ain't"
I'm one of you.
Why does Kamala look like she's trying to hold back the universe's worst diarrhea?