DEEP POLITICAL INTRIGUE
Told you all I'm in a video game simulation where I have two boyfriends!
All of the news is "comms" and it runs parallel to my throuple with Henry Cavill and Sam Heughan!
Hive mind! See? Even the Jussie thing is comms related to my throuple with Henry Cavill and Sam Heughan! They're both gay!
Even [H]illary [C]linton and Donald Trump is related to me throuple with [H]enry [C]avill and Sam Heughan!