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Anonymous ID: 0b7794 March 2, 2022, 7:17 p.m. No.15768665   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8680 >>8809 >>9064 >>9209 >>9289

Durham’s Latest Report Alleging a Sitting President Was Spied on ‘Really Troubling’: Rep. Jordan

 

Ranking member of the House Judiciary Committee Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) says he’s troubled by special counsel John Durham’s latest filing, which alleges that President Donald Trump was spied on not only during his 2016 presidential campaign, but well into his presidency.

 

Jordan said he knew that there was possible spying on candidate Trump, but now it appears that they continued spying on a sitting president well into his time in office.

 

“So between Election Day of [2016] and Inauguration Day on January 2017, but it appears they may have also continued this spying effort while he was president of the United States,” Jordan told NTD’s Paul Greaney. “The executive office of the president is cited in Mr. Durham’s latest filing, so that is really troubling if they, in fact, were spying on the sitting president.

 

“He talked about going right to the Clinton campaign, and then he referenced what’s called Tech Executive-1. It’s been reported this individual’s name is Joffe.

 

“I thought the language was interesting. The goal was to create an inference or a narrative about President Trump and him being linked to Russia. But when you use that language, ‘create a narrative,’ we used to call that framing someone and that’s exactly what it looks like they were doing, and Durham’s investigation is going right to the Clinton campaign.”

 

Jordan was referring to the court filing, which reads, “Tech Executive-1 tasked these researchers to mine internet data to establish ‘an inference’ and ‘narrative’ tying then-candidate Trump to Russia.”

 

Former deputy to the acting director of national intelligence under Trump, Kash Patel, was also surprised by Durham’s latest filing and echoed how troubling this claim is.

 

“The main thing that was new was what I call line of effort three. John Durham revealed in his latest pleading that Michael Sussman, the indicted head Hilary Clinton lawyer from the Hillary Clinton campaign and for the DNC, retained a tech company to do a number of things. One of the things this tech company was supposed to do was mine for data to create … ‘a narrative and an inference’ that Donald Trump was somehow, had a relationship with Russia,” Patel said during a Feb. 25 episode of Epoch TV’s Kash’s Corner.

 

Durham’s Feb. 11 court filing reads, “The Government’s evidence at trial will also establish that among the internet data, Tech Executive-1 and his associates exploited, was domain name system (‘DNS’) Internet traffic pertaining to a particular healthcare provider, Trump Tower, Donald Trump’s Central Park West apartment building, and the Executive Office of the President of the United States (‘EOP’).”

 

Patel noted that the EOP isn’t the White House, but consists of six component offices which are housed in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building, which shows how broad the covert effort was. The six offices in the EOP include the president, the vice president, the National Security Council, the National Economic Council, the trade representative counsel, and the White House counsel.

 

“What John Durham alleges is that Sussman created a relationship with the tech company, the tech company then went out and got ‘a sensitive arrangement’ to access Trump Tower, one of Donald Trump’s residences, and the White House; specifically the Executive Office of the President,” he said.

 

“This individual Tech Executive-1 was brought on by the DNC and Hillary Clinton campaign specifically to execute line of effort three and utilize the servers at the White House, Trump Tower, and Trump’s office building to mine information that would show a narrative and inference that Trump was colluding or had a relationship with Russia. That’s in the pleading itself.”

 

The filing reads: “Tech Executive-1’s employer, Internet Company-1, had come to access and maintain dedicated servers for the EOP as part of a sensitive arrangement whereby it provided DNS resolution services to the EOP. Tech Executive-1 and his associates exploited this arrangement by mining the EOP’s DNS traffic and other data for the purpose of gathering derogatory information about Donald Trump.”

 

https://www.theepochtimes.com/durhams-latest-report-alleging-a-sitting-president-was-spied-on-really-troubling-rep-jordan_4309593.html

Anonymous ID: 0b7794 March 2, 2022, 7:22 p.m. No.15768701   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8725 >>8809 >>8841 >>9064 >>9209 >>9289

CNN Hopes To Return To Round The Clock Coverage Of Jan 6 Committee Soon

 

ATLANTA, GA—Historic events such as the war in Ukraine and trucker protests around the world have dominated the news cycle in recent weeks. According to several sources within CNN, the respected news network is hoping these events die down soon so they can turn their attention back to where it really belongs: the January 6 committee.

 

"The walls are closing in, and it may finally be the beginning of the end for Trump. THE BEGINNING OF THE END!" cried CNN anchor Alisyn Camerota. "And the sad thing is, the war in Ukraine is distracting us from that. The January 6 committee will take Trump down any day now, and the world may miss that very, very important news if all this other news keeps happening!" Alisyn then looked away from her monitor in disgust, as Jeffrey Toobin had accidentally called in.

 

Sources in D.C. also report frustration that other news has taken attention away from the essential and heroic work of the Jan 6 committee. "It's like we don't even exist anymore!" said Vice Chair Adam Kinzinger while sobbing into an already wet snot rag.

 

CNN sources say that if this Ukraine conflict doesn't wrap up soon, they will give their several fans what they want and go back to covering the Jan 6 committee anyway.

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-hopes-to-return-to-round-the-clock-coverage-of-jan-6-committee-soon

Anonymous ID: 0b7794 March 2, 2022, 7:23 p.m. No.15768708   🗄️.is 🔗kun

Biden Announces Increased Spending On Smergberd, Rustamufferns, Blabtrussels

 

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Addressing lawmakers from both sides of the aisle, President Joe Biden began his State of the Union speech by announcing a bold plan to increase spending on Smergberd, Rustamufferns, and Blabtrussels.

 

“Not only will we fight inflation by increasing government spending on these invaluable potumpalumps,” said the President, passionately teetering to one side, “but we will also make sure every man, woman, and chargafar receives quality, affordable sploogle.”

 

Senator Chuck Schumer applauded Biden’s spending plan, giving it a standing ovation. Later, when asked to comment on any particulars regarding the speech, the Democrat senator said he was confident there would be overwhelming bipartisan support for Thwignibblers.

 

Nancy Pelosi appeared distraught during this specific part of the speech. Sources claim the Democrat Speaker of the House was caught off guard, having not previously purchased shares in any of the endeavors mentioned by the Commander-in-Chief, including Volburlumps.

 

Not all lawmakers were in favor of Biden’s bold new initiative. During a pivotal moment in the eloquent speech, Republican Rep. Lauren Boebert was summarily booed after standing up and shouting, “What are you saying? We don’t understand any of those words! Are you OK?”

 

Despite the disrespectful interruption, the bright-eyed, quick-witted President of the United States of America continued his oration, words flowing from his mouth like honey from an angel’s wings. The final words of this truly memorable State of the Union address may go down in history as the finest line in presidential history:

 

“yIlop! wa’leS chaq maHegh!”

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-announces-increased-spending-on-smergberd-rustamufferns-blabtrussels

Anonymous ID: 0b7794 March 2, 2022, 7:24 p.m. No.15768718   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8730

Genius: Ukraine Halts Russian Advance By Distracting Them With Free Copies Of 'Elden Ring'

 

KYIV, UKRAINE—Desperate to stop the Russians from advancing further, Ukrainians have resorted to extreme measures to keep their enemy from advancing on their capital city. Reports now indicate that Ukrainian soldiers are launching copies of ‘Elden Ring’ into Russian territory in hopes that the newly released video game will distract and stop Russians in their tracks.

 

“It’s worth a shot. I mean I know I’d rather be immersing myself in the absolute masterpiece that is Hidetaka Miyazaki’s ‘Elden Ring’ than fighting a war,” said Ukrainian soldier Artem Boryslav while stuffing a mortar with dozens of copies of ‘Elden Ring’. “Once they start exploring this intricately crafted world, the Russian army won’t be able to put it down.”

 

Sources claim that even military strategists have given this operation their full support. “We realize the addictive nature of repeatedly failing and failing against seemingly undefeatable opponents, only to realize the sheer euphoria that comes after defeating a boss,” explained military strategist Boydan Dymetrus. “We believe that launching this irresistible game in front of the Russian soldiers will keep them occupied for weeks to come.”

 

Since the deployment of ‘Elden Ring’ copies, Russian activity in the area has come to a screeching halt. Ukrainians have launched counterattacks against the distracted Russians to regain Ukrainian territory.

 

At publishing time, Russians called for another week of ceasefire so they might finish their game and become Elden Lords, but Ukrainian soldiers simply responded with “GIT GUD.”

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/ukrainians-launch-copies-of-elden-ring-to-distract-russians-from-advancing

Anonymous ID: 0b7794 March 2, 2022, 7:26 p.m. No.15768732   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8745 >>8787

Whoopi Goldberg Says America Should Ignore War In Ukraine As It’s Just Two Groups Of White People Fighting

 

NEW YORK, NY—Whoopi Goldberg again made waves after publicly questioning why America should care about the war in Ukraine since it's "just two groups of white people" duking it out.

 

"Genocide? How could this possibly end up being genocide? They're all white!" said Ms. Goldberg as her co-hosts nodded in unison. "Has anyone seen a picture of the Ukrainian army? How about the President and his cabinet? Not even a suntan. Now I educated myself, and I realize now it was wrong to dismiss the Holocaust because it wasn't just white people involved—there were also Jews. I also learned that not all Jews are white! But look, there are no Jews over in Ukraine, so this is exactly what I thought the Holocaust was: a bunch of white people killing each other. I say, let them at it!"

 

Joy Behar nodded ferociously, still furious that the invasion had delayed her Russian River cruise. Barbara Walters started to say that she thought the Ukrainian president was Jewish, but her face once again froze in place. A producer quickly moved the program to commercial before downing a bottle of Prozac and calling Colbert to once again book Ms. Goldberg.

 

At publishing time, Ms. Goldberg had issued yet another apology forcalling Kennedy's assassination a "silly disagreement among white people."

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/whoopi–goldberg-says-america-should-ignore-war-in-ukraine-as-its-just-two-groups-of-white-people-fighting

Anonymous ID: 0b7794 March 2, 2022, 7:30 p.m. No.15768768   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8795

10 Key Moments From Biden’s State Of The Union

 

President Joe Biden delivered his first State of the Union address yesterday. He talked about everything from Russia invading Iran to securing the border against deadly vaccines. Boy, it was a hoot!

 

For those of you who didn't have the pleasure of bearing witness to our benevolent leader stringing some words together, here are ten key moments from the speech:

 

1) When Biden told businesses to cut costs: Genius.

 

2) When Biden promised to triple inflation: Such ambition!

 

3) When security deftly switched out Nancy Pelosi for a Pelosi body double without the cameras seeing: Always so sad when MK Ultra wears off.

 

4) When Clarence Thomas lit up a joint about halfway through: For the nausea.

 

5) When MTG shotgunned three beers in less than a minute: A new State of the Union record!

 

6) When Chuck Schumer finally became a gif: Another one checked off the ole bucket list.

 

7) When Biden made some little boy feel uncomfortable from 50 yards away: He's been honing his skill.

 

8) When security dragged out Ron Paul for shouting “WROOONG!” every time Biden explained inflation: He did have a point, though.

 

9) When Pelosi ripped up pictures of ultrasounds in support of abortion: The only part of her audience participation that came naturally to her.

 

10) When the hand of God wrote ‘REPENT’ on the wall: An important moment but probably not Biden's favorite.

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-key-moments-from-bidens-state-of-the-union

Anonymous ID: 0b7794 March 2, 2022, 7:31 p.m. No.15768776   🗄️.is 🔗kun

Are you having trouble getting your fallout shelter in order in time for the brisk nuclear winter that is certainly coming? Have no fear–we at The Babylon Bee are experts in doomsday prepping!

 

Use this list to ensure you have everything you need:

 

1) A ten-year supply of Goya Beans and a lead-lined MyPillow: Both are on sale. Don't delay, act now!

 

2) A shotgun with a chainsaw attachment: Every bunker needs at least one.

 

3) A KJV Bible: You can't get to heaven without an authorized 1611 KJV!

 

4) Pocket English-Russian Dictionary: Есть только два пола.

 

5) Tuttle Twins Books: Might have a better shot of building back better with these books for reference.

 

6) A scalpel in case your gender changes: You don't want to be caught without a life-saving gender transition kit.

 

7) Laminated vaccine card and spare masks: Don't forget, we're in a pandemic!

 

8) All 4 seasons of Battlestar Galactica: If humanity ends, at least you'll be able to enjoy mankind's crowning artistic achievement.

 

9) Solar panels to combat global warming as we rebuild civilization: Don't you care about the climate?!

 

10) All of Obama's memoirs: They are very effective at knocking out intruders.

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-essential-items-to-put-in-your-fallout-shelter-today

Anonymous ID: 0b7794 March 2, 2022, 7:40 p.m. No.15768838   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8854

Rep. Matt Gaetz Retweeted

Brent Kearney

@BKearneyTV

NEW:

@mattgaetz

sending a letter to Commissioner Wes Moreno regarding concerns inside the jail. The letter calls on Moreno to respond with how the county plans on addressing pay issues with its corrections employees.

@weartv

 

https://twitter.com/BKearneyTV/status/1499160761641443328