Greetings, DAnons! I am your neighbor and an emissary from an image board called 4kun.top/Dresearch. Long story short, we're researching cryptic information from someone (or someones) calling themselves "D". It looks like D might be a high-level government insider who is providing DAnons valuable information about the deep corruption in our government in a plausibly deniable way. Anyway, the other DAnons sent me over her because we're baking a birthday cake and we're fresh out of eggs, so we thought we'd introduce ourselves and maybe borrow a half dozen eggs if you have them to spare. Of course, you're more than welcome to come on over to our DAnon birthday party and enjoy some cake!
D