HAPPY 20k YOU GLORIOUS BREAD GOBBLIN FAGGOTS!!
Ordinarily I would toss an insult about that being the stupidest damn thing I ever read, and how I am dumber for having read it.
But I expected this one.
And am going to stop by starbucks tomorrow, actively seeking live libtards who believe it, just to engage them and harass them into a corner crying. Then I will use the bathroom and leave without ordering anything, then walk to the Dairy Queen next door and get my coffee…
Don't doubt me faggots! I'll do it!