guy walks into a bar with a orangutan and sits down…bartender says hey get that monkey outta here.

guy says its cool he is just as much human as you and i, very well behaved. just then the orangutan picks up the cue ball and swallows it…guy was hugely apologetic promised to get the ball back to him tomorrow.

three days pass and the orangutan and guy walk back into the bar with the cue ball all cleaned up and shiny.

bartender feels bad for yelling and screaming last time so give them beer and peanuts for free. orangutan grabs a peanut, sticks it up his own arse and then eats it.

the bartender stares in disbelief, and the guy said "after the cue ball incident he checks the size of his food now before eating it"

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