It's a slide.
Except the zombies are actually just Eastern European guys in adidas track suits frowning all the time so their friends don't think they're retarded.
You can make shit up, can't you?
I estimate somewhere between 13-17k users being processed per day. It's hard to say because I don't know if they're working weekends or not.
Satanists will pretend to be anything in order to infiltrate it.