My pronouns are "your highness" and "your majesty".
I self-identify as a billionaire and so society must cater to my needs and provide me with the money, a fully-staffed mansion, yacht, and private jet.
I took out the maximum available on student loans and used the money to go shopping and party because I deserve it.
I hold two degrees - Gender Studies and Underwater Basket Weaving.
I'm a social justice warrior and I have feelings.
Feelings are more important than facts.
Unless they are your feelings.
Only my feelings matter.
I'm always offended by truth and I never stop to think about how I am actually offending others.
Whites are bad, but I'm white and I treat POC like trash if they don't support my views.
I meet open, civilized discourse with ad hominem attacks because of my cognitive dissonance and guilt.
I wear a mask everywhere even in the shower.
I'm vaxxed and I wish death on the unvaxxed.
I'm a Blue Voting American Reject.