Bunch of Bored Assholes Causing Problems Just So They Can Swoop in and Solve Them…

Been Around Since the First "Priest" Told a Story the First Dumb Hunters That Would Feed Them With Their "Offerings".

Over Time They Turned to Cannibalism and Associated Activities. They Began to Call Them "Mysteries" and Began Charging for "The Show". They Would Do It at Night and People Would Disappear. These Days It's Sporting Events & Concerts. Or a Gang Rape at the Local KOA or Boy Scout Kamp….

ARE (YOU) ENJOYING THE SHOW?