I just pressed my "Fuckin' A" key for Roseanne, Anon!
Mad respect for Roseanne.
I am sure she and President Delicious and Q coordinated this before it happened.
"Enjoy the show," indeed. . . .
Came home late tonight and sat in the car for a while getting my crap together before I walked into our house. The lights on my car were off, and so was the dome light.
Next thing I knew there was a car pulled up to my driveway. Guy then backed up and pulled into neighbor's driveway. Neighbors house was clearly empty (no trucks in driveway, lights off, etc.).
So I decided to turn ON my car and lights, and pull INTO neighbor's driveway to get the guy's tag number. When he realized I had been in the driveway, all along, he booked.
So I followed the little bastard. He pulled into a parking lot for a nearby apartment complex, so I drove on past (as if I didn't have any suspicions). Two minutes later, after he thought I passed the apartment complex and went on my way, he came right back out and back onto my street.
In other words, he didn't have a legitimate reason to pull into the lot, 'cause he came back out and skulked the neighborhood some more (back toward my house).
So of course I memorized his tag. Then I called the cops and reported the guy: white, middle-aged. Driving a POS. . . .
All I can say, Anons, is stay vigilant. Beware of who's around you. Call plates in to the cops if you see creepy stuff or anything out of the ordinary.
Oh, and to the driver, just in case you're on here reading: if you dare berak into our house tonight, you'll have your choice of bullet sizes, from .22 to buckshot. We'll let you choose, 'cause we are lawfully licensed and we have a wide variety of lawful choices from which you can choose. . . .