Get a new Larp loser. This one you’re running is fake and gay.
Try aliens, that’s usually good for a laugh. Maybe your daughters bakers sisters cousin was abducted or something? Idk. Just spitballin’ you’ve got writers, get a better script.
Well I’m sure most anons wish you’d drop the serious part. The rest we’d keep.
Added to my filter collection until your next IP hop.