EARL GREY PROFILES

NAME: Jean-Luc Perriwinkle Picard

OCCUPATION: Starship Big Cheese

AGE: 94

BIRTHPLACE: Paris, Terra Sector

EYES: Grey

SKIN: Tanned

HAIR: Not much

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TEA: Earl Grey. Hot.

EARL GREY NEVER VARIES.