Donald Trump is a time traveler. There I said it, but we don’t have proof.

John Trump, the uncle of Donald Trump was an engineer who worked for MIT at the time of Nikola Tesla’s death. When Tesla died the federal government confiscated all of Tesla’s work and hired a group of scientists and engineers to help them decipher his notes. John Trump was among the men chosen for this task.

In interviews that John gave later in life, he talks about how these notes of Tesla’s influenced him to study new methodologies beyond what he thought probable. And of course, the speculation is that John Trump discovered the means of time travel but died before it could be realized.

This is where Trump comes into play. John Trump left his nephew with his findings hoping that at a later date Trump would be able to complete what he started. This is where two theories combine into one. John Titor, the famous “time traveller” is believed to actually be Donald Trump.

Trump went forward in time and saw a world ruined by war and famine, disguising himself as John Titor and joining the army in the future. It’s a weak jump and more on this idea below in the original shitpost. I don’t see what this adds to the already strange story.

Now, as in any good story, there needs to be an explanation. Something ‘real’ that grounds the narrative in a world with rules an laws. Even the best shitposts do this because just making shit up only entertains for so long before narrative the runs its course. Well, in this story, that figure is none other than Pepe The Frog.

All this time travel and divine destiny are made possible for a number of reasons, but all of them due to the ancient Egyptian god of chaos Kek or Keku. Kek is a figure who appears as a frog-headed being and in ancient Egypt was worship for his magical abilities. Many people joke that the popular meme Pepe The Frog is a modern-day reincarnation of, Kek the god of chaos. Furthermore, Pepe became a symbol of the Trump campaign and in doing so became a sign of the far-right as the two became synonymous in the mainstream.

Why does this matter? Well, people joked and joked about meme magic for months leading up to the election. The Trump campaign even embraced the Pepe memes, Trump retweeted images of himself as Pepe on occasion and heavily relied on online supporters for their memes.

It seemed like Trump winning the election was near impossible. No one and I mean, no one in the mainstream honestly thought Trump has a snowball's chance in hell at beating Hillary Clinton. It seemed like the only way to victory was by some sort of luck or dare I say magic. So what do we make of this? The books, Trump’s family history and of course his victory. Trump has done things many thought impossible. So what the heck, maybe he is a time traveller, it wouldn’t be the first time we were wrong.

But no matter the questions we can answer or the dots we can connect, there is still one big question to ask, and that's why? Why would Donald Trump need to time travel? What is he saving us from? What is he getting us into? And those questions my friends are best left for the comments.

Below is the original 4chan thread which first came up with this theory. Enjoy.

https://www.ebaumsworld.com/articles/the-donald-trump-time-traveler-theory-explained/85678724/

Cartels Turning to GTA V Online for Recruitment

Deadbeat_Dave01/26/2022

According to a recent report, cartel members may be using GTA V as a means of recruiting drug runners.

Alyssa Navarro was stopped by Arizona Customs and Border Protection officials with over 100 pounds of methamphetamine inside her fuel tank. It was stowed there by the friend of a man named George whom she'd met through GTA V online.

The two added each other on Snapchat after getting to know each other in-game and eventually agreed to meet up in person. That's where George allegedly offered Navarro $2,000 to act as a mule, hauling shipments of drugs between the US and Mexico – complete with performance bonuses.

On September 18 last year, a 13 year old boy playing GTA V online was invited to an in-game event from an armed man in a bulletproof vest titled “RECLUTAMIENTO ABIERTO CDN-ZETAZ VIEJA ESCUELA-35 BATALLON.” (Translation: OPEN RECRUITMENT CDN-ZETAZ VIEJA ESCUELA-35 BATTALION)

Los Zetas Inc.' Author on Why Mexico's Drug War Isn't About Drugs

The Zetas were originally formed by a group of commandos who deserted the Mexican Army to work as an enforcement arm of the Gulf Cartel.

The Zetas Vieja Escuela are an offshoot of the immensely powerful and violent Los Zetas gang, responsible for a wide swath of human and drug trafficking and gangland violence. Which is, if we're being honest, maybe the perfect teammate for GTA V.

https://gaming.ebaumsworld.com/articles/cartel-members-using-gta-v-online-to-recruit-drug-runners/87087948/

And last October, a trio of boys aged 11 to 14 were stopped as they were readiying to board buses and head to another town after accepting an offer to serve as lookouts for a gang for $200 from a man they'd met playing G-Arena Free Fire, a mobile game. Which is just another reason for mobile games to be ashamed of themselves.

While criminal recruitment through social media was always an inevitability in the digital age, the unfettered access and general anonymity provided by in-game chats to minors, in particular, has naturally attracted criminals and predators.

That won't stop us from playing GTA V, but it's a good reminder of yet another pitfall of meeting people through the internet.