What? They may spend money on equipment? They may train personnel and conduct drills? Do they know how to do a live-fire exercise?
"Missile failed inspection Sir"
"Why?"
"The INERT marking is missing"
"That one is live"
"Oh, it's live? What does it eat? Does this mean I can bring my terrier along too?"
"Live for a missile means it can go boom"
"Isn't that dangerous? Should we really have that around?"
Officer does facepalm