What a glorious day to be alive?!
This is the day that the Lord has made, I will get lit and revel in it. Something like that.
Thank you guys and gals for the buns, they are getting tastier each day!
Putin, Xi, and DJT. Who'da thunk it?
Love your neighbor, but not more than five times per day, unless you apply for a permit to love them more.
God is right here, with you all. Comfy and warm yet?
Better be, this shit only comes around every 2000 years or so.