This is missing fat star trek lady.
She never actually got kuru, that was always just a cough drop on her tongue. Also, since she is a racist, she probably will only eat white kids.
Why it's as big as a womp rat
Imho if you made meatballs instead with the same recipe, you could still enjoy the same thing, but then you could re-use the meatballs for other dishes later on.
Also there's less meat-cake stigma with the meatballs.