Things could be worse. You could be in charge of deciding what color to use for public alerts.
Anon wonders if author of this story is really stupid? Or one of those AI news story generators run amok. Suddenly 14 year olds are senior citizens.
https://www.wral.com/silver-alert-issued-for-14-year-old-hope-mills-girl-last-seen-getting-into-car-with-unknown-person/20198990/