True story. I once got pulled over and the cop asked me why I was doing 80 while passing. I said you know what, I've been stuck behind these 5 assholes for about 40 miles, and putting the pedal down was the only way around 'em. He laughed at the honest answer, but i still got a ticket.
Does running out of money count? Work has been slow and getting that nagging feeling like I'm gonna have a stretch of no income.