>Shimkus is kind of hot
She's no Kat Timpf though.
You forgot a few.
Your dog tag can be used as a field expedient headspace gage for the M2 machine gun.
Ben Gay should never be used as sex lube.
Never attempt to shave your junk during an earthquake.
Strippers never smell the same when you get them home.
Kek. Joke's on you anon. Retards make the best sex slaves.
Part of what makes you such a glowing clown is your utter lack of humor. There is nothing organic or anon about you.
They couldn't get past the Van Halen belt. Nothing can.
Chek'd. Triple nickels confirm the impenetrability of the Van Halen belt